Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Penguins


Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica - where do they go
Wonder no more!!!

It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintaining a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into and buried.

The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:


"Freeze a jolly good fellow."

"Then they kick him in the ice hole."

You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you!

7 comments:

Gloria said...

LOL . . . hee, hee!!

joanne said...

Gah! You had me going there..;P

Snigglefrits said...

You got me, hook, line and ice hole.

Snigglefrits said...

By the way, I related this tale at the supper table tonight- had them all right up to the end. :D

Linda said...

I'm glad you all got a laugh out of this!

I started my book review, yesterday, to 50+ people, I'll have you know, with this story as an 'ice breaker'!

They all laughed!

Come visit my blog again.

Penny said...

You had me until "He's a jolly good fellow." Nut! LOL

Linda said...

Penny,
It's "Freeze he's"! LOL!

Hey, how is school going? Is your school going to show the message from the president on Tuesday? Let me know what you think about the situation.