Wednesday, September 9, 2009

CASH FOR CLUNKERS..........

I QUALIFY
IF MY BODY WERE A CAR...

If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish, and my paint job is getting a little dull. But that's not the worst of it.
My headlights are out of focus, and it's especially hard to see things up close.

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather..

My whitewalls are stained with varicose
veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it

Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires.

CASH FOR CLUNKERS..........I QUALIFY - How about You?

2 comments:

jojo said...

thats a good one! And sadly...true.

Bungalow Bill said...

Be careful what you wish for. The government didn't think the clunkers were worth any value, which may be the reality of the Obama healthcare plan.