Thursday, September 10, 2009

Funnies for Today

I've never been to NYC, and if these are really true, I want to stay home!

You Might Be From New York If......

* You say "the city" and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan.

* You have never been to the Statue of Liberty or the Empire State Building.

* The subway makes sense to you, and the subway should never be called anything like the Metro.

* Your door has more than three locks and is made of steel.

* You think Central Park is "nature."

* You pay more each month to park your car than most people in the US pay on their mortgage.

* You haven't seen more than 12 stars in the night sky since you went away to camp as a kid.

* You pay $5 without blinking for a beer that cost the bar 28 cents.

* You have 27 different take-out menus next to your tele- phone.

* Going to Brooklyn is considered a "road trip." Of course, you only go there to attend weddings or funerals.

* America west of the Hudson is still theoretical to you.

* You have jaywalking down to an art form. You're born with it.

* You take a taxi to get to your health club to exercise.

* You don't hear sirens anymore.

* You live in a building with a larger population than most American towns.

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