Thursday, September 3, 2009

Kids' Wise Words

1. Never trust a dog to watch your food.
- Patrick, age 10

2. When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him.
- Michael, 14

3. Never tell your mom her diet's not working.
- Michael, 14

4. Stay away from prunes.
- Randy, 9

5. Never pee on an electric fence.
- Robert, 13

6. Don't squat with your spurs on.
- Noronha, 13

7. Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to.
- Emily, 10

8. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
- Taylia, 11

9. Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment.
- Traci, 14

10. Don't sneeze in front of mom when you're eating crackers.
- Mitchell, 12

11. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.
- Andrew, 9

12. Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.
- Kyoyo, 9

13. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
- Armir, 9

14. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
- Kellie, 11

15. If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.
- Naomi, 15

16. Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick.
- Lauren, 9

17. Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.
- Joel, 10

18. When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone.
- Alyesha, 13

19. Never try to baptize a cat.
- Eileen, 8


Gloria said...

My favorite one . . . number 15!!!

Grandma J said...

HA! You crack me up! So do those kids.

DaBlade said...

Never trust a dog to watch your food. That's like trusting Obama with your finances. YikeS!:)

Debbie in CA : ) said...

I came, I drank deeply of wisdom, I sipped slowly of education, and I laughed heartily (as usual) here and there. Ah! Now I am ready to take on the day after a visit with you, my dear friend Linda. You make me smile. XO!

Snigglefrits said...

My cousins Baptized their daddy's beagle puppies once after attending Revival.

They were out at a puddle with the puppies, dousing them "In the name of the Father, The Son & The Holy SOAK".

Z said...

those are WONDERFUL! Thanks for the smiles, Linda!