Thursday, February 4, 2010

THE COMPUTER SWALLOWED GRANDMA


The computer swallowed grandma.
Yes, honestly its true!
She pressed 'control' and 'enter'
And disappeared from view.

It devoured her completely,
The thought just makes me squirm.
She must have caught a virus

Or been eaten by a worm.


I've searched through the recycle bin
And files of every kind;
I've even used the Internet,
But nothing did I find.


In desperation, I asked Google
My searches to refine.
The reply from him was negative,
Not a thing was found 'online.'


So, if inside your 'In-box,'
My Grandma you should see,

Please 'Copy,''Scan' and 'Paste' her
And send her back to me.


This is a tribute to all the Grandmas who have been fearless and learned to use the Computer......... They are
the greatest!!!

We do not stop playing because we grow old;
We grow old because we stop playing
NEVER Be The First To Get Old!

3 comments:

Tesa said...

Good Job, Grandma (and Grandpa) for keepin' up with the times and learning to use the computer! :)

Z said...

ADORABLE!!!!
I like to think of my dear departed Dad knowing MOM has a COMPUTER (he died 15 years ago)..he'd be FLOORED!
Such a cute poem..xxx

Gloria said...

Love it Linda . . you go girl!