Tuesday, February 2, 2010


Eventually you will reach a point
when you stop lying about your age
and start bragging about it.


The older we get,
the fewer things
seem worth waiting in line for.


Some people
try to turn back their odometers.
Not me!
I want people to know 'why'
I look this way.
I've travelled a long way
and some of the roads weren't paved.


When you are dissatisfied
and would like to go back to youth,
think of Algebra.


You know you are getting old when
everything either dries up or leaks.


One of the many things
no one tells you about aging
is that it is such a nice change
from being young.


Ah, being young is beautiful,
but being old is comfortable.


First you forget names,
then you forget faces.
Then you forget to pull up your zipper.
It's worse when
you forget to pull it down.


Long ago
when men cursed
and beat the ground with sticks,
it was called witchcraft...

Today, it's called golf.

1 comment:

Grandma J said...

I always say I'm older than I really am so people will tell me how good I look! LOL