Monday Funnies

Doctor Doctor...

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains.

Well pull yourself together then .

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Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.

Next please!

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Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there is two of me.

One at a time please.

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Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam.

You're too tents.

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Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm invisible.

Who said that?

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Doctor, Doctor My little boy has just swallowed a roll of film!

Hmmmm...Let's hope nothing develops.

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't get to sleep.

Sit on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off.

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Doctor, Doctor I've lost my memory!

When did this happen?

When did what happen?

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards.

I'll deal with you later.

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Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?

Use a pencil 'till I get there.