Monday, October 25, 2010

Monday Funnies

Doctor Doctor...

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains.

Well pull yourself together then .


Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.

Next please!


Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there is two of me.

One at a time please.


Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam.

You're too tents.


Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm invisible.

Who said that?


Doctor, Doctor My little boy has just swallowed a roll of film!

Hmmmm...Let's hope nothing develops.


Doctor, Doctor, I can't get to sleep.

Sit on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off.


Doctor, Doctor I've lost my memory!

When did this happen?

When did what happen?


Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards.

I'll deal with you later.


Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?

Use a pencil 'till I get there.


Kim said...

Thanks for the Monday morning giggle.

glnroz said...

goes good with my coffee this morning..

Charlene said...

Those are funny. Thanks!

That corgi :) said...

these are hilariously funny! enjoyed the laugh this Monday :)