Thursday, August 26, 2010

Post 501?

My Google post counter just told me I'd posted 500 posts already. Didn't it say 400 yesterday? Humm.....Oh well, I don't care, and I don't really think anyone else does either, so here is another funny. I think the liberal media might be getting it right. This came from a friend on Face Book.



-Regier
THE STAND-UP COMEDIANS, MORE THAN ANY OTHER GROUP, HAVE THEIR FINGERS IN THE WIND ACCURATELY DETECTING WHICH WAY IT IS BLOWING.

You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians start.

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.

We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate.

--Jay Leno

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.

--Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?

A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

--Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?

A: A fund raiser.

--Jay Leno

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?

A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society.




The other is for housing prisoners.

--David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and




it started to sink, who would be saved?

A: America!

--Jimmy Fallon

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?

A: Bo has papers.

--Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?

A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.

--David Letterman

4 comments:

The Incredible Woody said...

Wow! That was a quick 100 posts:)

Missy said...

I don't which one is my fav. They are all so great! Ha!

Z said...

Hi, Linda! By the way, just wanted to say that I'm hearing my niece might be bringing a new race to our family and I'm delighted...He's the son of a Fire Chief in a city in the Midwest and a solid Christian Conservative !! HOORAY!

And, I love reading your profile...you sound like such a happy woman..how wonderful that your twin lives across the street!

As for the jokes...fabulous!
As for your posts? NEVER STOP :-) xxx

THE OLD GEEZER said...

My two favorites:

You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians start.

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.

We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate.

--Jay Leno

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.

--Jay Leno

Thanks for the laugh :-)