Saturday, August 14, 2010


The reason a dog has so many friends is that

he wags his tail instead of his tongue.


There is no psychiatrist in the world

like a puppy licking your face.

-Ben Williams

A dog is the only thing on earth

that loves you more than he loves himself.

-Josh Billings

The average dog is a nicer person

than the average person.

-Andy Rooney

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like

never washed a dog.

- Franklin P. Jones

If your dog is fat,

you aren't getting enough exercise.


My dog is worried about the economy

because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can.

that's almost $21.00 in dog money.

-Joe Weinstein

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous,

he will not bite you;

that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.

-Mark Twain

Dogs are not our whole life,

but they make our lives whole.

-Roger Caras

If you think dogs can't count,

try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket

and then give him only two of them.

-Phil Pastoret


The Incredible Woody said...

Saw a bumper sticker last week that said "Bark less, Wag more!"

Missy said...

I love all of these! I wish every dog could live like my Roxi! Sometimes I think she gets better care than my kids! LOL

Kim said...

Adorable. Perfect timing too - I needed a smile.
Thanks :)

Z said...

How cute! I sure love the "wags his tail more than his tongue" one, don't you?
Gossip is BAD :-)

Mental P Mama said...