Thursday, July 21, 2011

Hot and Cold Sex



After an examination, the doctor said to his patient: 'You appear to be in good health.  Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?'

'In fact, I do.' said the old man.  "After my wife and I have sex, I'm usually cold and chilly; and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I'm usually hot and sweaty."

When the doctor examined his wife a short time later he said, 'Everything appears to be fine.  Are there any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?'

The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns.

The doctor then said to her: 'Your husband mentioned an unusual problem.  He claimed that he was usually cold and chilly after having sex with you the first time; and then hot and sweaty after the second time.  Do you have any idea about why?'

"Oh, that crazy old coot'' she  replied. "That's because the first time is usually in January, and the second time is in August."

6 comments:

Linda said...

I reposted this because of the trouble with the margins. I don't know what is going on, and if any of you out there can help me, please do.

Penny said...

Beats me~ this is the second or third time your blog did this! As one of my little students would say, "It be acting a fool." LOL Hope someone can help you figure it out~ don't you have a teenager handy? You know, church kid, friend's grandkid, etc. (I know your grands don't live close to you, so borrow one. :)

cindy said...

haha….that is a good one

PhylMae said...

Very good joke. I loved it!

Linda said...

Joke?

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