Saturday, February 12, 2011


A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde flight attendent to take care of them for him.

She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.

Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior. Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans please raise your hand."

Not one hand went up .... so she took them home and ate them.

Two lessons here:

1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.

2. Blondes aren't as dumb as some folk think.

From Z


Linda said...

Well, I have margins, but who knows if they will be there when someone else opens this. Let me know!

Portia said...

The post came out fine. Love the joke, too!

Penny said...

The only way I can get your blog to open is to click on the title of the post~ it won't open if I just click on your blog title. And I can't open the one titled The Wrong Funeral at all. Maybe that post messed something up. This happened with my friend's blog a long time ago and I have no idea how she fixed it.