Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Maxine Wisdom

So… You're a senior citizen and the Government says,
"No Health Care for you" What do you do?
Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older A gun and 4 bullets!!
You are allowed to shoot: 2 Senators 2 Representatives
Of Course, this means you will be Sent to prison where you will get:
3 meals a day
Roof over your head
All the health care you need! New teeth - No problem!
Need glasses - Great!
New hip, knees, kidney, lungs and/or heart? All covered!!
(And your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now)
And who will be paying for all of this?
The same government that just told you that You are too old for health care!!
Plus… Because you are a prisoner… You don't have to pay Income Taxes anymore!!
God Bless America


Hoping the Blind Will See said...

Keep three of the bullets for someone else, one will do fine... Imagine, no more problems! We might even become cult figures in prison lore because we dared to stand up to the government - aka "the man"!

Of cousre, maybe it would be easier to just make the attempt - and maybe get into a minimum security prison. Ahhh, probably a pool, game room, computers, big screen TV's, field trips to sporting events - all on the public dime! Now that's sweet! lol

Might consider it seriously if they keep stealing our Liberty!

Gramma 2 Many said...

I love Maxine!! Her wisdom surpasses any I have ever seen or heard in the "real" world.