Thursday, September 2, 2010

"Non-violent" People

An Amish Farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.
The Amish Farmer shouts: "Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Kuehe und die Schweine haben hineingeschissen!"

(Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows and the pigs have pooped in it!")
The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish.
Speak English, Infidel!"

The Amish Farmer shouts back in English: "Use two hands, you'll get more!"


The Incredible Woody said...

Love it!!

Leticia said...

Oh! I love it!!

Linda said...

Thanks, Woody and Leticia, for coming by. I enjoy our visits!

Missy said...

This is so funny! LOVE!