Smart Monkey

With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and

Wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out
To the rest of our bodies. So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured,
Educated and happy.

Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think,
Good grief, look how smart I am!

Must be where 'Smart Ass' came from! I've been called that before, and I told that person: "It is better to be a smart one, than a dumb one!"