Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Smart Monkey


With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and

Wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out
To the rest of our bodies. So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured,

Educated and happy.

Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think,
Good grief, look how smart I am!

Must be where 'Smart Ass' came from!

I've been called that before, and I told that person: "It is better to be a smart one, than a dumb one!"




3 comments:

The Incredible Woody said...

Love this!!

Debbie in CA : ) said...

Oh dear me! I haven't laughed so hard in a loooong time. This and the "doctor O" post cracked me up. I've missed a lot whilst my computer was down. Thanks for the mirth on a murky, rainy, hail-filled Tuesday. : D

Now I'm off to admire how smart I am before I take a shower. ; )

The Conservative Lady said...

That was great. I took a look in the mirror and discovered I'm a genius.
Thanks for the laugh, Linda. I'm going to link to your post over at the TCL FB page and share the laugh with them.
Have a Happy Easter.