This sums it up pretty well..
If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he feels that no one should have one.
If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat..
If a liberal is, he wants to ban all meat products for everyone.
If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to
defeat his enemy.
A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.
If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he loudly demands legislated respect.
If a black man or Hispanic is conservative, they see themselves as independently successful.
Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.
If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.
If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God or religion silenced.
If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.
Amen.
A conservative will forward this to all his friends.
A liberal will try to have it banned from the Internet.
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Love it! Sounds true enough to me! Of course, I am a conservative, though! lol
These were added by another commentator!
I would add to the list of observations:
A conservative expresses gratitude and counts his blessings
A liberal always finds something to despise and protest
A conservative quietly examines his own flaws and prays to find ways to improve himself
A liberal is apt to tell others what is wrong with them and what they should do about it.
A conservative tries to discipline his children, provide an attractive, orderly home, and teach them how to grow and prosper
A liberal is usually much too busy trying to improve living conditions for the hundreds of millions who live in poverty to bother cleaning his own house, cooking nutritious, well-planned meals, or teaching his children respect and good manners.
A conservative will faithfully tend his own garden, and enjoy sharing the fruits of his labor with family and friends.
A liberal will tell everyone in the neighborhood what they should and should not grow in their gardens while neglecting to weed and mow his own.
And on it goes ...
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
~ FreeThinke
thanks for the hat tip, Linda. And thanks for coming to geeez, I really appreciate it.
God bless you and may you have a very Happy Thanksgiving. xxx
I find this list pretty funny. However, I hope people are taking this as humor and not as some sort of true analysis.
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