Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Conservatives v Liberals; Perfect Analysis

H/T to geeeeeZ!

This sums it up pretty well..

If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.

If a liberal doesn't like guns, he feels that no one should have one.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat..

If a liberal is, he wants to ban all meat products for everyone.

If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to

defeat his enemy.

A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.

If a liberal is homosexual, he loudly demands legislated respect.

If a black man or Hispanic is conservative, they see themselves as independently successful.

Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.

A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.

Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.

A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God or religion silenced.

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.

A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.


A conservative will forward this to all his friends.

A liberal will try to have it banned from the Internet.


Penny said...

Love it! Sounds true enough to me! Of course, I am a conservative, though! lol

Linda said...

These were added by another commentator!

I would add to the list of observations:

A conservative expresses gratitude and counts his blessings

A liberal always finds something to despise and protest

A conservative quietly examines his own flaws and prays to find ways to improve himself

A liberal is apt to tell others what is wrong with them and what they should do about it.

A conservative tries to discipline his children, provide an attractive, orderly home, and teach them how to grow and prosper

A liberal is usually much too busy trying to improve living conditions for the hundreds of millions who live in poverty to bother cleaning his own house, cooking nutritious, well-planned meals, or teaching his children respect and good manners.

A conservative will faithfully tend his own garden, and enjoy sharing the fruits of his labor with family and friends.

A liberal will tell everyone in the neighborhood what they should and should not grow in their gardens while neglecting to weed and mow his own.

And on it goes ...


~ FreeThinke

Z said...

thanks for the hat tip, Linda. And thanks for coming to geeez, I really appreciate it.

God bless you and may you have a very Happy Thanksgiving. xxx

Malcolm said...

I find this list pretty funny. However, I hope people are taking this as humor and not as some sort of true analysis.