Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Tricky Questions for Teachers!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea.... Does that mean that one out of five enjoys it? *~*~*~ *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* *

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Is it true that you never really learn to swear until you learn to drive? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice: When you put the two words 'The' and 'IRS' together, it spells 'THEIRS'? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

YOU, make it a great day!
Lord, please keep Your arm around my shoulders
And Your hand over my mouth! Amen

May you always have Love to Share, Health to Spare and Friends that Care!


If you cannot lift the load off another's back, do not walk away. Try to lighten it."



Gloria said...

Linda another great and sharing post. Loved every single word of it!

Phil said...

Sometimes we need to have the hand over the mouth a little bit more.
By the way....ask Josh to see his driver's license. :) Mine says brown.

Anonymous said...

I chanced upon your web page while searching for teacher inquiry-- where I found your list of humor. Cute. Not so cute is that you trust in God while counting down to the time that Barak Obama is gone from office. Shame on you. The Bible says we should pray for the leaders of our countries. Believe me, the Bushes required lots of prayer!

Linda said...

Thank you for you kind comments, but I would like to address Anonymous.

First of all, my name is on my blog, so you know where to address your comments, but you didn't leave your name.

I am not happy with the way our country is going, but that doesn't mean I don't pray for our leaders. They need it more than any of us. They have denounced Christianity, the precepts on which our country was born, our former presidents, and their policies. We are praying that we can hold on until the next elections. The way our congress is going, our children, grandchildren, great-grandchildren and great-great-grandchildren are going to be paying for what is being passed today. That isn't counting what will be done in their years of life.

Come back and visit again. My blog isn't particularly political, because there are a lot of them out there. I do it for a laugh, or my own personal thoughts. You are welcome here, but please don't read into it things that aren't there.