Thursday, December 6, 2012

You Might Be A Redneck If.....


I am PROUD to be a RED NECK...
These are not the type of Redneck jokes we normally hear -- this is beautiful.

We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to
take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that
values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand
before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd
choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up.
Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are
made of . If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends.
Y'all know who ya are...................

You might be a redneck if:
It never occurred to you to
be offended by the phrase, 'One nation,
under God..'

You might be a redneck if:
You've never protested about seeing the
10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a redneck if:
You still say ' Christmas'
instead of 'Winter Festival.'

You might be a redneck if:
You bow your head
when someone prays.

You might be a redneck if:
You stand and place your hand over your
heart when they play the National Anthem.

You might be a redneck if:
You treat our armed forces veterans
with great respect, and always have.

You might be a redneck if:
You've never burned an
American flag, nor intend to.

You might be a redneck if:
You know what you believe and you aren't
afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a redneck if:
You respect your elders and
raised your kids to do the same.

You might be a redneck if:
You'd give your last
dollar to a friend.

God Bless the USA!

Keep the fire burning, redneck friend.
You can pass it on to your redneck friends
and Associates---------It is totally acceptable and might save our country!!!!

IN GOD WE TRUST!

2 comments:

Kansas Bob said...

Love the list Linda!

Kansas Bob said...

Shared today at my place!