Friday, December 23, 2011

Merry Christmas....To all my Liberal Friends!

Seen on FaceBook today!


TO ALL MY LIBERAL FRIENDS: Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2012, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere . Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wish...


And to my conservative friends:

MERRY CHRISTMAS

AND

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

6 comments:

Carole said...

You forgot "And....to my Conservative Friends, Merry Christmas & Happy New Year!"

Linda said...

Thanks, Carole!

Trekkie4Ever said...

God bless and Merry Christmas, Linda.

The Conservative Lady said...

Good one, Linda.
Hope you and your family have a Blessed Christmas and a Happy & Healthy New Year.

DJan said...

I just LOVED this, Linda! Thanks for visiting my blog, I've got to read more of your funny stuff. You are making me smile, a really GOOD thing! :-)

Anonymous said...

Thanks I had to steal this today... so awesome!