If God had texted Moses the 10 Commandments they might look like this:
1. no1 b4 me. srsly
2. dnt wrshp pix/idols
3. no omg's...
4. no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r)
5. pos ok - ur m&d r cool
6.dnt kill ppl
7. :-X only w/ m8
8. dnt steal
9. dnt lie re: bf
10.dnt ogle ur bf's m8. or ox. or dnkey. myob.
H/T The Jungle Hut
2 comments:
God did "text"... People still didn't get it.
His was clearer than my list!
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