Parenting

  "Pun in Cheek" on Parenting

 

It now costs more to amuse a child than it once did to

educate his father.

 

It rarely occurs to teenagers that the day will come

when they'll know as little as their parents.

 

Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in

touch.

 

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given

birth.

 

You can learn many things from children ... like how

much patience you have [or don't have].

 

Summer vacation is a time when parents realize that

teachers are grossly underpaid.

 

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the

volume knob also turns to the left.

 

There are three ways to get things done: 1) do it

yourself, 2) hire someone to do it, or 3) forbid your

kids to do it.

 

Those who say they "sleep like a baby" haven't got

one.

 

There would be fewer problems with children if they

had to chop wood to keep the television set going.

 

The best thing to spend on your children is time.