Jewish Holiday

Iranian leader, Mahmud Ahmadinejad, not feeling well and concerned about his Mortality goes to consult a Psychic about the date of his death. Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the Future she finds the answer:

"You will die on a Jewish holiday." "Which one?” Ahmadinejad asks nervously…..

"It doesn't matter," replied the psychic.

"Whenever you die, it’ll be a Jewish holiday."