Lemon Pickers Wanted

Before you read this, I want you to know that this is NOT me!

The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed to be far too qualified for the job. The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you this: "Have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"

"Well, as a matter of fact, I have!

"I've been divorced three times, owned 2 Toyota 's, and I voted for Obama.